East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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