Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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