What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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