S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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