So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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