You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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