these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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