I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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