i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
