Will you blow on my dice?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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