Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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