I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
420 ftw
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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