bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize