why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Randomize
