I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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