I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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