You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
