whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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