My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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