I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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