Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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