She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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