I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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