dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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