i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
