i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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