I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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