my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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