As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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