It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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