those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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