its not stalking. its research.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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