My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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