Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
