i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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