can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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