At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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