It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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