Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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