dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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