Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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