would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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