I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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