hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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