i just wanna soil my oats bro
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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