they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
