I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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