It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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