no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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