Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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