dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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