so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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