I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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