so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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