You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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