White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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