I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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