You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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